Dear Rain,
My husband is in love with another woman. She's only about two feet tall, and her face is cracked and wrinkled. Her left leg appears to be permanently stained from the chili-dog eating contest last summer. I've talked to my family about it, but no one can make him part with the Betty Boop t-shirt we got ten years ago on vacation in Jamaica.
Or any of his other old t-shirts for that matter, most of which are from souvenir shops. He wants to preserve his vacation memories... but does he have to do it in public? What can I do with these old t-shirts that are worn, ill-fitting, and even stained? Throwing them away is out of the question. -Jamaicin' Me Crazy
Find out what advice I give poor Mrs. Crazy...
Photo: Jan Rodgerson models the perfect t-shirt clinging husband attitude. (getty images)
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